"I will Cracken you if you don't shut up." - TJ
While describing 'Over Actors Anonymous'
"It's like a really bad soap opera... or a Keanu Reeves Movie." - TJ
Classic Sunny D reference that only six people got: "Sorry, all we have is milk, soda, and purple stuff." - Wendy
The Notebook Spoof:
"I'm sorry but I was kind of in love with him a long time ago... and look! He wrote me all these letters! I mean seriously, look at these! (grabbing stacks of letters) You can't expect me to marry you now! I mean I know we've had a really great time together, and you're a really great guy, and you gave me this ring, and I kind of said yes, and you've been nothing but nice to me... I'm kind of a ho, sorry."
"Just like my dreams, it shattered."
"Good thing I'm blind!! Squeaky, Squeaky, Squeaky..." -Wade
"...well she took me killing John pretty well." - Me
"I hate T9 word because when I try to type my friend Brian's name it spells Asia, and when I try to spell Jordan it spells Korea."
"If we melt the ring down into the pancake mix we can have one pancake to rule them all."
(Later that night.)
"So... you want two 'One pancakes to rule them all..."
"It's because of LeRoy Jenkins I lost my arm... well, not my whole arm. Just my ability to use it for casting."
"I was talking to the Kindergartners and they told me that your son was lightbulb poop."
"He was like an ice cold bottle of Coke with little droplets of sweat all over his buxom body."
And there were so many more! I realize that if you weren't there most of these won't make sense. But if you were there you can remember with me how freaking funny they were!
If you're free tonight come check us out at Saturday Night Cedar at The Pizza Depot in Cedar City. It's a whole different show with Long Form improv, sketches ala SNL, and much much more! The show starts at 9:30. Be there or be square! And being square sucks.